My right to break into your house

[Eveline]

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!!
It explains things better than all the baloney you hear
on TV.

Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place
Across the country protesting the fact that Congress
Is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect
its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into
this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking
behind these protests. Let's say I break into your
house. Let's say that when you discover me in
your house, you insist that I leave.

But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house.
I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did
the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the
things you don't like to do . I'm hard-working and
honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:

You are Required to let me stay in your house.
You are Required to feed me.
You are Required to Educate my kids.
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan.
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me and to
my family (my husband will do all of your yard work
because he is also hard-working and honest, except for
that breaking in part) .

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call
my friends who will picket your house carrying signs
that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house
than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a
hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you
know, I did break into your house, and what a deal it
is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the
cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about
it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish,
prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND you learn MY LANGUAGE!!!
So you can communicate with me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is? Only
in America...... If you agree, pass it on (in English).
Share it if you see the value of it .

If not blow it off . . . . . . . . .
Along with your future Social Security Funds, and a
lot of other things .

GOD BLESS AMERICA


Now let's see about the war. Since it is OK to attack
another country because we think they might have
weapons that they might use against us in the future,
then we should also be able to break into our neighbor's
houses to see if they have any guns that they might use
against us someday. And if they do, and they complain
when we try to take them away, then we should have
the right to slaughter them and their families - kids and
babies, too. And just to make sure, blow up their houses
when leaving.

GOD BLESS AMERICA